susie-derkins:

Thongs are weird

You put them on then your buttcheeks just swallow them completely

Then they’re never to be found again 

You cant see them but you sure as fuck can feel them.

(via illuminateme)

Me: Toño!!! Ayúdame!!!

Dont Tell me that i freak out about everything. Dont lie to me and i wont freak out. Simple solution.

Dont Tell me that i freak out about everything. Dont lie to me and i wont freak out. Simple solution.

embraceinvincibility:

Favorite. Song. Ever.

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

My baby has the hiccups and i can feel it. Its SOOO weird. -_-

joshdotterer:

Dear Mexicans:
Wtf do you eat for breakfast?
Burritos and stuff?

Chorizo and egg…Duh! Ha

jasminegonzalezz:

Haha!